Whereby seeing one’s father’s penis causes generations of enslavement

LESSON LEARNED: If your dad is drunk and passed out naked, DO NOT look at his junk. (Genesis, 9:21-27) WAIT, WHAT?!? So Noah likes to tipple (hey, he lived to be 900 years old, he can do whatever he wants, right?), and, after a serious night of drinking, he passes out naked (or, as we…